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cwoodc (4169263)

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chris the fat unicorn

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#tvd gave me many gifts, the greatest of all being my boyfriend.

Bio:

I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS.

IF YOU WANNA MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE, TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF AND THEN MAKE THAT CHANGE—— 🔥

Interests:

137: "another comment kidnapped it", "are we high?", "are your breasts tender?", "dibs", "did you just blow up the weasel?", "have you always been british?", "i don't know what's happening.", "i was on glee though", "i'll bring an oxygen tank.", "just call me melissa benoink.", "just look at google.", "let the dirty flow", "lube me up eggy", "not clay aiken again.", "oh my lanta", "since i flew in on my pod", "so i'm in my map", "what does that mean?", "where are we?", "you like big penis", "you're not a ⭐️boy.", #babadiscourse, #foreverunhip, #rockdrop, #shenanigans, #sorrytom, SCREAMS, OH OK, PIRANHAS!!!!21123, PHG, WELP, anacã, (machete noise), (slurps), 01.15.16, 10.5.16, [chilean nonsense], angry cookies, anrude, awe and some, babadongs for everyone, back to back ass coverage, bbk, beingo, berlanti brainwashed, bingo vegas weekend, bonnie & clyde '17, book up, boy wrangler, bracelet buddies, brie vs doris, camipack, chandler & joey's london adventure, chimpalezee, clomp of shame, cockblocks forever, covfefe dobson, cwmb™, d&f4e, deathbed of welp, dough iq, everybody bangs wood, everyone wants a little wood, experimental bingo, for fuck's drake, go to your costner, gusdanwoodoff, half-nina half-deer, hand-socks, hasta la vista joy killer, have fun shopping, he's not even from brasil, ho my god, hop on in my dude, i get lost in your Is, i... don't care, ian epoklgjea from norwegia, jailmance, jesus take the whee, julepos, kairoline 🚢, kitty needs to purr, lea likes dead boobies, literal jess day, literally slithers 🐍, mad maks: fury rode, men are here, men friends, morphs quietly, nap time intruder, nina bo bina, ninamoji, not your bae, sir!, nugget cheating, pish posh apple sauce, pleas, plug.cj, poozed, praised be bitch, professor mcdonalds, pussy chunks, put her in a bra, regrets were mad, safety net hedgehog, sex titorials, shit i, slave 4 drew, stacked squared, sᴛʀᴇᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜᴛʜs, tacosexual, taste my compassion, teras epoklgjea from norwegia, the fault in our carbs, the power of burgers compels you, the queen of boobs, threatened drips, tracy's mom, trash cans unite, underoos, vrrrrr, what dat mouth do, what's in the boxxxxxxxx, what's the chode, who orders beef stroganoff, wild woodbe, wood block, woodgron comin' atcha, woodsleydobell, wrong weong wrong, ya burnt bitch, yelly bean, you is smarth, yourdawurst, ʙᴜᴛ ᴅɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅɪᴇ, ✋🏻😒👂🏻, 🏠🏠🏠😍, 🤗♥️🔥

Friends:

	200:	aarmas, abrie, activities, ajskarsgard, alexdavid, alexisre, alicia, alyssa, andrewr, andsc, ao, aps, argrande, armiehd, arnoldlindsay, atwllhe, avalentin, belldani, biography, bjd, bjg, blakes, blunt, bpaulp, brianned, britneyspears, burgesssharna, caking, camad, candi, candicep, cassidykatie, chaseu, cjessica, clil, clj, cvaldes, cwoodc, cyrus, dalipa, dancsmith, david, davis, ddemilova, df, dhoughb, diegoluna, dmarika, dpatel, dvec, ebr, emilacl, emilyr, emilystone, esparza, esthersmith, evans, fanningd, fasm, fliss, ~~florencelwelch~~, gavin, gavinsdegraw, gestef, gg, goslingthomas, grantgtn, haimdani, hallmarks, hammjd, hdancy, hdtgm, hemworth, henryd, hgj, hj, hse, hsquires, hvanessa, iansohalder, idrisakuna, ihh, isasummers, jahathaway, jai, jamesniallh, jamiercook, jbuckland, jelenan, jennifere, jennifero, jennyss, jesseisenberg, jgillianm, jinjool, jkrasinski, jlrenner, jmcampbellb, jmraz, joel, jonasjerryn, jong, jordanj, joshgad, jphoebe, jpt, jtbix, jwhittaker, jwo, kanemiles, kardashiann, katyperry, kenetijf, kgs, kitharington, kmckinnonb, kndrick, lambrini, levinea, levitt, lfrancois, li, lilipreinhart, lilyj, lizziechase, louistmln, lwadel, maksimc, mariesel, mattda, mcam, mccartan, mcoles, melb, mendesshawn, mhj, miaw, mikeyc, mlin, nich, nickcarter, nickhelm, ninakdob, nlt, nwatts, nyle, oconnelljack, ocputh, oliverstanleym, ow, paisley, perriee, petajm, phiet, pinewc, pm, pratt, racmcadams, ramisaid, rbf, rel, reynold, rhboyd, riora, rizwan, rjm, rmargot, rooneymara, rumerwillis, sadoski, samriley, sarfatilmichele, shantelvansan, singrid, sjd, srmiller, srockwell, ssebastian, stevensjd, sukiwater, tashley, thddleston, thomasdoherty, timbjust, timothc, tmathew, troyesvn, tsholland, turkmen, underwoodmarie, violettbeane, vjdawn, watson, welchflor, wentworth, wesleys, zaynmalik, zcsm, zlp, zosia
	6:	adding, bustle, flarrow, gaming, menfriends, sharing

Account type:

Permanently Insane

Date created:

2017-03-06 12:40:23

Date updated:

2017-08-20 17:50:45, 20 hours ago

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7: adding, bustle, flarrow, gaming, menfriends, rps, sharing